The Eastern Front
History quiz for you guys.
Which of the following leaders successfully fought Russia along Russia's Western border?
a. Napoleon Bonaparte
b. Kaiser Wilhelm
c. Adolf Hitler
d. None of the above.
And now, a current events quiz.
Which of the following luminaries in US politics thinks it wouldn't be such a bad idea to go to war with Russia in Eastern Europe?
a. Barack Obama
b. John McCain
c. Joe Biden
d. Sarah Palin
9 comments:
I approve of the use of the word 'luminaries.' That really says it all.
But Russ! The important question you totally forgot to ask is: Which of the aforementioned luminaries would look best in a swimsuit??! Because isn't that what should decide our vote?
You're right. Obama probably should have gone with Liv Tyler as his running mate.
Or Johnny Depp.
You laugh, but climate change is such that soon all business and politics will be conducted in swimsuits.
That's very bad news for fans of Dennis Hastert.
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Jonathan, I'm sitting in the library, doing my e-mail, and I'm embarrasing myself by laughing out loud at your comment. thanks a lot!
Shit, Russ. Now you made me laugh out loud too. I'm at the library for God's sakes people. Have some pity!!
Please, people. Doesn't Obama look good enough in a swimsuit alone?
Brilliant post, Russ.
Thanks, Eric.
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